Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Time to clean house

Its about time Shahrukh took the damn broom and cleaned house. The performance today was a joke. The batting order was a joke. The fielding was a joke and the bowling was a joke.

4 captains? How about getting someone to get a finger on the ball first, never mind catching the damn thing.

Director of Cricket, Coach, assistant coach, fielding coach, wicket keeping coach, strength training coach, throwing coach.. What about a goddamn catching coach, batting coach and a bowling coach?

Its a sad sad joke, the KKR is.

Time to play Donald Trump Sh..Sh..Sh..Sh..Shahrukh.. Get rid of the whole goddamn bunch.

11 comments:

Pandya said...

Right on the money, Homer. It was pathetic to see the dropped catches. Gambhir & co. really never dominated with the bat, but with so many dropped catches and fielding blunders any team could have won. I guess there was no motivation to win or perform, at some point they stopped appealing as well. Feel sorry for KKR. On the other note, came across your blog recently and like it so i thought let me post a comment. keep it up
Thanks

Q said...

Forget the bunch.. just get rid of buchanan!

Som said...

Get rid of SRK first, Buchanan second and Dada last.
SRK is the biggest joker in the pack and see how his absence has started making an impact on KKR, the defeat margins are shrinking. They would lose anyway and I guess it will be the same in IPL III since they have three-year contract with the players.

The moment Buchanan was named the coach, KKR was destined to doom. His glib tongue is a threat to humanity and his ability to gloss over his hollowness with management mumbo-jumbo is breathtaking.

Dada has been a bad distraction as well. He is someone KKR can't do away with and still keeps tinkering with.

Unless the troublesome trio are jettisoned, KKR would continue to bite dust.

adverbin said...

KKR's fate is now beyond comedy. Even a detractor like me can not be amused by the goings on.
Buchanan has seriously undermined the team's confidence and McCullum is not really able to overcome this to raise spirits.
I fervently hope that Shah Rukh understands this and sacks Buch. May be then we can see the end of this tragic farce.

raj said...

Chokers, chokers, chokers, chokersn chokers. Chokers. Yeah, chokers.
Rohit sharma 4 wickets. Ha ha. Which genius picked uthappa instead of rohit for MI last year?

Homer said...

Pandya,

There has to be a radical change to that outfit.. Just too many holes , too many weak links.

Thanks for your kind words and welcome to the blog.

Cheers,

Homer said...

lol Q.. which one?

Cheers,

Homer said...

Som,

Agreed... Just too many personalities and very little substance in that outfit.

Cheers,

Homer said...

Agreed adverbin..

Cheers,

Homer said...

Thanks Raj... I had forgotten what had happened.. The reminding helps.

Cheers,

raj said...

Homer, sorry if the reminder was painful. I am frustrated myself. What's with teams captained by sachin?